When an idiot replies to your craigslist posting…

I had a pocket wi-fi that I didn’t want anymore, but still had a year left on the contract. I decided to post an ad on craigslist to see if anyone wanted to take over the contract. I got a lot of idiotic replies, but this one took the biscuit.

Original Message

No, your eyes do not deceive you, he really did use giant font, caps and wrote in bold. Also, his name was Roger Moor. I wish it was Roger Moore. 

My response

Second message

My second response