I had a pocket wi-fi that I didn’t want anymore, but still had a year left on the contract. I decided to post an ad on craigslist to see if anyone wanted to take over the contract. I got a lot of idiotic replies, but this one took the biscuit.
CAN YOU DELIVERY TO BANGKOK, THAILAND FOR FREE?
No, your eyes do not deceive you, he really did use giant font, caps and wrote in bold. Also, his name was Roger Moor. I wish it was Roger Moore.
Hi, thanks for your email in extremely large font.
I don’t see why you would want it in Bangkok when it’s under contract in Japan and you would need to go in person to transfer the contract anyway. Could you elaborate on your reasons?
I HAVE NO MONEY.
I NEED IT FOR FREE.
IF YOU CAN NOT DELIVERY, NEVER MIND.
Maybe he learned a little bit about how to be polite. Obviously, he still had no understanding of how contracts work.
My second response
I think you need to re-read the ad.
I hope that he re-read the ad and understood what an idiot he was being.